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review Affliction 103 Nd strong as vampires If they bite you you become just like them And round and round it goesWhere will it stop Even Anita Blake doesn’t kno. From the author s blog Micah is called back home by his estranged family because his father a county sheriff has been attacked and is terribly injured Anita and Nathaniel are going with him for moral support and to meet his family under very trying circumstancesCan I just say HELL YEAH This plotline with meeting Micah s family is pretty much EXACTLY what I was hoping to see in a future Anita book And here it is Seriously I could not be happier Unless the book were published tomorrow but alas I will have to wait until next summer

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review Affliction 103 Micah’s estranged father lies dying rotting away inside from some strange ailment that has his doctors whispering about “zombie disease?. Hello and welcome to another group therapy session for people who can t stop reading these books even though they are awful Or rather because they used to be not awful and it is fascinating to see just how awful they are now I don t mark spoilers because the plot is really irrelevant in these books at this point so proceed at your own risk In this latest chronicle of the doings of Anita Blake And Her Merry Band Of Polyamorists we learn many things1 Laurell K Hamilton has jumped onto the zombie apocalypse bandwagon presumably because zombie apocalypses are popular now and she has kind of run out of plot material that does not involve intricate descriptions of hair color eye color and sleeping arrangements The zombies in this book don t behave like any other zombies in the LKH universe ever before but it s not really important why The important thing is zombie apocalypse Kids these days like zombie apocalypses right 2 This does not mean that LKH is going to start skimping on describing the physical characteristics of everyone in this series fear not Every single character will still be described in minute detail every time they enter a scene regardless of whether they have been a part of this series for years and you presumably know what they look like by now but even regardless of whether they have made a previous appearance or appearances in this book Because apparently the reader is not trusted to remember what Nathaniel looks like even on his 14th appearance in these pages Since Laurell clearly dislikes having to waste time thinking of new things to say about her characters and must resort to using the exact same phrases every time they appear I m going to propose that she move to a shorthand solution in which she gives the precise Pantone shade numbers of every character s haireyesskin color immediately after their name thus saving time and effort for all concerned We can add height weight length of hair in inches and some kind of code number that rates musculature on a scale from lean to bulked up We ll just agree that we can assume that penis size is prodigious across the board 3 Every single good person in these books is involved in a non traditional relationship It is not enough for these relationships to be recognized as co eual with a traditional relationship No you can be polyamorous or you can be gaylesbianbi and preferably all of the above but you may not be in a straight monogamous relationship unless you are a horrible judgmental person who is living a lie and also fat But only a specific kind of fat apple shaped people come in for serious body shaming it s so unhealthy not to mention unattractive while a large hour glass figure on a poly woman natch is deemed to be plump in all the right places So we know that LKH has been gleaning important info about health and well being from the Health News U Can Use section of her daily paper 4 Anita s menfolk still like to refer to her boobs as creamy goodness as often as possible This is still gross and not sexy Also Anita wears a size EEE bra while still maintaining a trim figure I have to tell you that as a boob possessing and bra wearing person myself I have never even HEARD of a size EEE As in that s not the way I have ever seen any brand of bra and I am familiar with many label them But as near as I can figure out that means she wears what would conventionally be styled a J in cup size Meaning that I must now picture Anita in my head as looking like Only short Sotake that picture and make it stumpier somehow And with black curly hair and less smiley You can see why Anita is clearly the hottest individual in the universe 5 Anita still doesn t knowbelieve this though Despite the fact that everyone tells her so all the time We even get a lovely scene towards the end where a woman who started out as an antagonist reveals that it was really only because she was so very jealous of Anita s supreme beauty and her numerous bedfellows Here s a fun life hint for you any woman who says other women hate me because they are jealous is describing her own feelings about other women Other women actually hate HER because she is a bitch who won t talk to another woman unless there is a man present to see it and then only if she thinks it will make her look good to that man Just like how any guy who says out loud I m a nice guy when complaining about his lack of female companionship is never actually a nice guy This knowledge will take you far in life my friends 6 Anita still cannot remember to eat sleep pack the right euipment or have sex so she won t kill everyone without a whole crew of people to remind and nag her about it Ugh who can keep all that difficult stuff in mind amirite 7 Anita is not to blame when the minor zombie apocalypse gets a bit out of control despite the fact that she is wrong about nearly everything the entire time including the decision to not kill or otherwise disable one of her redshirt euivalent bodyguards never seen before this book even when he tells her repeatedly to do so because he is about to turn into a rabid zombie mind controlled werehyena and crash the helicopter she and several other people are on Which is a thing that just happened to a bunch of other people they are fleeing and caused them to all be on the helicopter together in the first place Then in a shocking twist he turns into a rabid zombie mind controlled werehyena and crashes the helicopter she and several other people are on But everyone reassures Anita that she is not to blame How could she have known 8 Oh and Anita is a non shifting werehyena now too FYI 9 Officious officials who hate Anita because of jealousy and narrow mindedness are to blame when things go haywire with the little zombie apocalypse because they do not take Anita s advice on one point seriously just because she turned out to be totally useless and wrong about everything else up until that point These are the things we did NOT learn from this book1 The name of the city where Asher has been spending all of his time Maybe if the city had a distinctive haireye color combination we would know about it 2 Why everyone is SO INTERESTED in talking about Anita s sex life just because that s the only thing she ever talks about 3 Why it is a big deal that Anita and her pals remember to call Edward Ted in front of other people and not Edward becausewell that s a stumper actually Edward being the full name that Ted is generally a nickname for and not a terribly uncommon namenickname combination at all But apparently calling Edward Edward in public will cause every one of the normally dim and uneducated to the point of absurdity people in the policing community to immediately guess that he is actually the one and only beyond black ops super secret assassin Edward and not just some other random law enforcement dude named Edward who also goes by Ted 4 Why when Jean Claude finally makes an appearance in this book he and Anita have to immediately have sexin a hospital shower Ew I mean I get that water sex is kind of their thing but has LKH ever SEEN a hospital shower In the first place they are not large Certainly not large enough to make any of the varied positions described possible as a pure matter of mathematical calculations of body lengths vs cubic feet of space Secondly I guess maybe MRSA isn t much of a threat to a couple of supernaturals but stilla hospital shower Ew It stinks like hell of bleach at the very best Not sexy 5 Why when Anita finishes yet another round of zombie killing and comes back to the hotel entirely covered in assorted sticky zombie bits she gets pulled into at least 5 different conversations about various emotional vampire politics and shape shifter politics discussions totaling at LEAST an hour according to the book before she finally makes it to another shower Especially when we have learned that these particular zombie bits are totally catching and turn everyone into mind slaves if they touch them But no by all means take your time chatting with the lady covered in drying super infectious zombie brain 6 Why every conversation in the book starting on page 12 I checked must be conducted in the following format I am saying a thing right now Soyou re sayingthing I m saying thing What are you saying OMG JUST SAY THING THEN PROCEED WITH THE STORY IN WHICH THE NEXT PERSON SAYS SOMETHING NORMAL IN RESPONSE TO THING7 Why Anita has to spend 910ths of the book running from shooting burning and thinking about zombies before she remembers that she is Teh Most Awesomest Necromancer EVAH and should maybe just try thinking at them for 10 seconds with her Super Necromancer Mind Powers to make them stop It turns out that yeah that makes them stop 8 Why the book makes a big deal of setting up this whole the call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE plot line that looks to be setting up someone in the local police department as complicit in starting this whole thing and thenjust drops it with no resolution Anita uses her thinky powers zombies die we all go home without really bothering to clear that up or even think about whether we might in the future want to look into clearing that up What about you boys and girls What did YOU learn from this book Was it by chance how and why Edward of all people knew to call Anita from a totally different location just as she was getting into a fight with some of her men just so he could tell her that she knew she was about to get into a fight with her men and give her relationship advice Because I m still stumped on that one Other Days Other Eyes rotting away inside from some strange ailment that has his doctors whispering about “zombie disease?. 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monogamous The Fatima Century relationship unless you are a horrible judgmental person who is living a lie and also fat But only a specific kind of fat apple shaped people come in for serious body shaming it s so unhealthy not to mention unattractive while a large hour glass figure on a poly woman natch is deemed to be plump in all the Leah Starrs Revenge right places So we know that LKH has been gleaning important info about health and well being from the Health News U Can Use section of her daily paper 4 Anita s menfolk still like to Pieces 8 Pieces #8 refer to her boobs as creamy goodness as often as possible This is still gross and not sexy Also Anita wears a size EEE bra while still maintaining a trim figure I have to tell you that as a boob possessing and bra wearing person myself I have never even HEARD of a size EEE As in that s not the way I have ever seen any brand of bra and I am familiar with many label them But as near as I can figure out that means she wears what would conventionally be styled a J in cup size Meaning that I must now picture Anita in my head as looking like Only short Sotake that picture and make it stumpier somehow And with black curly hair and less smiley You can see why Anita is clearly the hottest individual in the universe 5 Anita still doesn t knowbelieve this though Despite the fact that everyone tells her so all the time We even get a lovely scene towards the end where a woman who started out as an antagonist Time Flies and Other Short Plays Time Flies Degas C'Est Moi Dr Fritzthe Forces of Light Basel's in Arms Arabian Nights Enigma Variations the Mystery of Twicknam Vicarage reveals that it was Drawing Dead Faolan OConnor Book 1 really only because she was so very jealous of Anita s supreme beauty and her numerous bedfellows Here s a fun life hint for you any woman who says other women hate me because they are jealous is describing her own feelings about other women Other women actually hate HER because she is a bitch who won t talk to another woman unless there is a man present to see it and then only if she thinks it will make her look good to that man Just like how any guy who says out loud I m a nice guy when complaining about his lack of female companionship is never actually a nice guy This knowledge will take you far in life my friends 6 Anita still cannot Trails Tales of Yosemite the Central Sierra remember to eat sleep pack the Welcome to the Desert of the Real Five Essays on September 11 and Related Dates right euipment or have sex so she won t kill everyone without a whole crew of people to Dead End Bluff remind and nag her about it Ugh who can keep all that difficult stuff in mind amirite 7 Anita is not to blame when the minor zombie apocalypse gets a bit out of control despite the fact that she is wrong about nearly everything the entire time including the decision to not kill or otherwise disable one of her King Noah Blindness and the Vision of Seers redshirt euivalent bodyguards never seen before this book even when he tells her Factory of Death repeatedly to do so because he is about to turn into a Thirteen Plus One The Winnie Years #5 rabid zombie mind controlled werehyena and crash the helicopter she and several other people are on Which is a thing that just happened to a bunch of other people they are fleeing and caused them to all be on the helicopter together in the first place Then in a shocking twist he turns into a Rapid Math Without A Calculator rabid zombie mind controlled werehyena and crashes the helicopter she and several other people are on But everyone Almost Late for School And More School Poems reassures Anita that she is not to blame How could she have known 8 Oh and Anita is a non shifting werehyena now too FYI 9 Officious officials who hate Anita because of jealousy and narrow mindedness are to blame when things go haywire with the little zombie apocalypse because they do not take Anita s advice on one point seriously just because she turned out to be totally useless and wrong about everything else up until that point These are the things we did NOT learn from this book1 The name of the city where Asher has been spending all of his time Maybe if the city had a distinctive haireye color combination we would know about it 2 Why everyone is SO INTERESTED in talking about Anita s sex life just because that s the only thing she ever talks about 3 Why it is a big deal that Anita and her pals The Certainty of Violet Luke remember to call Edward Ted in front of other people and not Edward becausewell that s a stumper actually Edward being the full name that Ted is generally a nickname for and not a terribly uncommon namenickname combination at all But apparently calling Edward Edward in public will cause every one of the normally dim and uneducated to the point of absurdity people in the policing community to immediately guess that he is actually the one and only beyond black ops super secret assassin Edward and not just some other Kane Richards Must Die random law enforcement dude named Edward who also goes by Ted 4 Why when Jean Claude finally makes an appearance in this book he and Anita have to immediately have sexin a hospital shower Ew I mean I get that water sex is kind of their thing but has LKH ever SEEN a hospital shower In the first place they are not large Certainly not large enough to make any of the varied positions described possible as a pure matter of mathematical calculations of body lengths vs cubic feet of space Secondly I guess maybe MRSA isn t much of a threat to a couple of supernaturals but stilla hospital shower Ew It stinks like hell of bleach at the very best Not sexy 5 Why when Anita finishes yet another How to Be a Lot Less Stupid A Guide to Critical Thinking in Business right now Soyou Love in the Light Hearts in Darkness #2 re sayingthing I m saying thing What are you saying OMG JUST SAY THING THEN PROCEED WITH THE STORY IN WHICH THE NEXT PERSON SAYS SOMETHING NORMAL IN RESPONSE TO THING7 Why Anita has to spend 910ths of the book Some Kind of Wonderful remembers that she is Teh Most Awesomest Necromancer EVAH and should maybe just try thinking at them for 10 seconds with her Super Necromancer Mind Powers to make them stop It turns out that yeah that makes them stop 8 Why the book makes a big deal of setting up this whole the call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE plot line that looks to be setting up someone in the local police department as complicit in starting this whole thing and thenjust drops it with no Cabin 28 The Keddie Murders resolution Anita uses her thinky powers zombies die we all go home without সোনালী দিন যায় relationship advice Because I m still stumped on that one

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review Affliction 103 ?Anita Blake makes her living off of zombies but these aren’t the kind she knows so well These creatures hunt in daylight and are as fast a. Okay time to be mature here and go Marie Kondo I loved this series very much when it started but slowly I became very disappointed with it and kept reading it because I hoped it would once again go back to the good old days of Anita chasing the bad guys investigating crimes and even vampire politics The turning point in this for me was the moment when I started to see and problems with this series Not only regarding the plot But honestly Anita is kind of toxic I do not consider myself a sensitive reader But I really really dislike how other women except for Anita are shamed in this series This is not my only problem with this series but the only one I add today I may add because I need to place the rest of the series to never to read shelfNone of them is as pretty as Anita not as curvy as she is not as smart not as confident and certainly it s their fault that they dislike Anita Or whateverBut the fact that shaming skinny women is a bonding topic between Anita and another female hunter A big noSo going Marie Kondo This series does not spark joy any so it is time to finally let it go


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  • Hardcover
  • 570
  • Affliction
  • Laurell K. Hamilton
  • English
  • 28 December 2020
  • 9780425255704